I’m not a theologian. I depend on the Church and that little voice of conscience inside me to determine what is right and wrong.
That little voice started screaming yesterday when I got a promotion in the mail for cremation. That was a first, perhaps related to my recent ascendency to the ranks of the nation’s senior citizens.
I know that cremation has been controversial over the years, so I did a little checking to confirm that it is permitted by the Church. What is not favored is the scattering of ashes over the deceased person’s favorite golf course, biking trail, scenic outlook or whatever.
But what was making my little voice scream was that within the promotion was a special offer – if I would send in for more information I would be entered in a drawing for a FREE CREMATION. It didn’t say who the cremation was for, but I assume it would have to be for a dead person (although with some of the medical thinking going on today, perhaps not).
I assume if I send in the request for more information that the free cremation would be for me. Maybe I could transfer the coupon to a friend or relative if they need it before I do. Maybe I could give it to a charity as an auction item at a benefit dinner.
The offer of a “special deal” on a cremation just doesn’t set right with me. Next thing they will be offering volume and family discounts, two-for-one packages and reduced rates for off-season funerals.
To be honest, it gives me the creeps.
